Greninja was confirmed for SSB4 via April 69th Microsoft Di-rectal cancer, along with a dinosaur , a dragon, a teenage mutant ninja turtles, and a rule 34 subject. He is fast but very fugly as fuck, And he is so stupid he thinks he Replaced Mewtwo, Even tho mewtwo sure will be dlc, btw dr mario replaced ridley so stfu ridley fanboys also hes too big for ssb4 #johnnytest4smash
Neutral Special - Mewtwo Shuriken - Greninja shoots Mewtwo at the foe. If the button is being held, Greninja will run for president of Kalos.
Side Special - Tongue Sneak - Greninja charges at his victim and commences the m0-ing
Up Special - Aqua Jet - VROOM VROOM VROOOOOOOM AIRPLANE AAAA
Down Special - Substitute - Our teacher died, so this guy is filling in for him.
Final Smash - Moon Slash - Greninja does many dark moons and then moons them down with the moon shining in Greninja's supple asscrack.
Neutral Special - inflate self - Greninja tries to use Hydro Pump but his Tongue Stuffs it in his belly and he inflates cus hes stupid lol
Side Special - ded - Greninja tries to attack but mewtwo appears and stabs him in the tongue 346985365498365985346 times and he is overbleeding and he die- i mean faint
Up Special - Aqua Jet - power fucking doubles if using belly drum at inflate self but he cant learn belly drum so u just got rekt lol
Down Special - Pro'stitute - 'He walks up on the street wearing a one-piece stuffed with cash and farts i gues idk loel
Final Smash - death - Greninja dies because mewtwo appears and stabs hi-
oh wait we already made that joke
Likes and dislikes Edit
- Rectal exercise
- Flying jets
- Holding the presidency
- Ms. Piggy
- Oh fuck wait that's Kermit, shit.
- All of the above
- Sun Myung Moontwo
- Chestnaut... also mewtwo.
- Psychic cat things + the number 2
- oh and mewtwoo
- ''well mewtwo is my gf so i dont hate him lol im gay''